I Shoved a Pen Up a Horse’s Rear

Having kids will make you do things you never thought you’d do.

There has many days that I’ve stepped out of the house with princess stickers on my clothes or on my hand. Or with my hair styled by a 5- year old.

I’ve been peed on, pooped on, thrown up on. I’ve run through a store to get my toddler to the potty before it’s too late.

The silliest things we, as parents, do is probably when the child is tired and cranky or just upset and the ultimate goal is to make them smile and dry their tears.

Silly faces. Goofy dances. Made up songs.

But for me the one that tops them all happened last night.

I shoved a pen up a horse’s butt and fixed its tail.

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About raynebair

I write code by day, and knit and/or read by night. Somewhere in all that I'm a mother and wife too.

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